Lock ‘em up! A proposal for pool parties!Posted on June 17th, 2010 No comments
Purse duty: You know it. You hate it. But somebody’s gotta do it. Even if you’re a dude who doesn’t carry a man bag, if there are familiar females nearby, you’re gonna get stuck watching their stuff at some point.
Some newer nightclubs in Vegas have implemented convenient drawers or flip-top storage compartments built into banquette seating to stash a bag or sport coat in case sticky fingers wander by. However, those features are generally reserved for the bottle service crowd at VIP tables, and having your phone and wallet in a pocket or purse in the club isn’t that big of a deal.
It’s when pool party season arrives that problems arise.
As Mike Tyson once told me when I had my purse stolen at the former Seamless afterhours, “You can’t trust nobody. You gotta watch your stuff. You can’t trust nobody… Does anyone have a cigarette?”
The same kinda goes for pool parties.
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